When we lived in Bangalore in Pottery Town in the late 70s, our houses were quite close together. Almost every evening, after school and after a snack, my neighbour Anita and I chatted for an hour or so. Her parents were stricter than mine were, and she could not come out of the house to speak with me, but spoke to me through the window of their dining room. I would sit perched on the wall separating our houses. In order to keep our conversations private we spoke in P Language.
It takes a while to get the hang of it and I suspect that small children take to it much faster than can adults. You’ve got to break up every syllable into two and insert a ‘p’ consonant sound in the middle.
The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath
in P language would be:
The-pe quapa-lipi-tipy op-of meper-cipy ip-is nop-pot stra-pained
Ip-it drop-op-pe-peth ap-as the-pe ge-pen-tiple rep-pain frop-om heape-vepen
Up-up-pup-on the-pe pla-pace bipin-nip-eath
It is that easy. 🙂
Well, it looks difficult and sounds even more impossible. But really, it is easy to speak it, once your brain learns to recognise the syllables in your sentences. It is a bit harder to understand P language than to speak it because one has to learn to listen and get the brain to decrypt it–to remove the ‘p’ and unite the broken syllable–but even this is soon accomplished. In the 70s many school children in Bangalore were experts at this. I am sure some of them may google ‘P Language’ and get to this blog and feel good that this language has been given due honour.
Looking back at the chirpy conversations that ranged from subjects silly to most profound that Anita and I had, the only thing I am sorry about is that we annoyed our moms with hours of what must have sounded like nonsense.
[It is interesting that this post gets so many hits from Google Search. I will try to record a ‘P-Language Basics’ lesson and upload it as an mp3 here. Please be patient. ]
Haha! thank you so much for this article! brings back so much nostalgia! 🙂
I have seen the foreign goods stores in Burma Bazaar, Chennai use a variant – The J language to discuss item prices within themselves. Inserting the J consonant, instead of P. Of course, being conversant with P language, instantly catching on to the J language was easy.
whatpat a goopood lapanguapuage….wopow…mysepelf Shapayoponipika….
M’pysepelf 😉
Supudepen nopostapalgipiapa !! Tried teaching my niece now. Googled and landed on your site. Thank you. Used to be prevalent in Anglo Indian Schools in the 70s.
My first exposure was at The Railway School at Erode in mid 70s
hey is there an audio sample so that i can learn p language easily
Gapies i py wapont topu leapern thepa p-pe lapanguapege…..
was dat rite??
i really wanna learn it..
my friend can talk in ths language but she will not teach me how to speak it and i really want to learn, and if someone knows o language really well and could teach it to me please e-mail me at ashleygallimore232@gmail.com, thanks
p language is sooooo sooooo new to me.. and none of my friends knw.. :(..
wow dats cool 😉 cos in my school so many children speak this language but i dnt understand well this helped but wud u mind giving me some more example of the P language 🙂
awesome!!!bpye
hey kids used to spk this in Bombay too, but never learnt it then..regret it. Cant wait to see ur MP3 ,is it out ??Bpye
i just learned it last yr[2010]. cant believe such a language existed!!!!!!!
bpye
Vepa repey Napice 🙂 🙂 Gopod Blepess yopu..
Yes the good old days -I grew up in the 80’s in Bangalore – this was around then…
Mapai napame ipis Vapalapabh.
Ipim stupudipi ipin sepevepent klapaas.
Who ever understood dis kan commment on dis
Realy useful, as I was searching for it after a train travel where in I heard about P-language from 2 of the co-passengers(children). Thanks for publishing it in blog. looking forward to download your mp3 version.
I have been speaking ‘P’ forever, and the whole point of it was so we can speak secretly, why are you telling people how to speak it ??? What happened to keeping secrets, if everyone understands p then whats the point of it anymore.
Nice story though…I speak 3 languages and I love speaking p in all of them, its just so much fun…
Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. 🙂 Cheers! Sandra. R.
Hi Can you give us some tips n ways to master the language
Whpo mpade thipis lpangpuage ?
Ipin thepe goopoogple trapanslapator, yopou mupust apadd apa nepew lapanguapage. PP LAPANGUAPAGE. Wripite ipin epenglipish and trapanslapate ipin PP lapanguapage. (oponlypy fopor pepeopple whopo knopow pp lapanguapage)
Thapanx
Ripishapabh.
Kopooooooooooooool.
My friends and I speak the P-language people in our university do not believe us but who cares when its only between us. My grandma used to speak the g-language its similar to the P but we Arabs don’t have p in our alphabets.
thpank ypou
My grandpa taught me the P language. He spoke it with his friends in the 1920s when he was a kid in northern Sweden.
Hpa hpa hpa!!…
npice mpemrpies brpought bpack!!
haha p language is popular all over india even today
my friends and i know it so well 😀
YPe yes it was a little…. secret we had @ home and school and its easy once you get the hang of it. pap pep pip pop pup.. and make sure you split every vowel right in the middle and add a p when you prounce a word its easier than done. Hopow apar youpu would mean how r u hope ive got this right…all the best gang will keep an epye on this page :>
It is interesting that this post gets so many hits from Google Search. I will try to record a ‘P-Language Basics’ lesson and upload it as an mp3 here. Please be patient.
Hi Ppl.. I would love it if someone would pls lemme know, how do u actually speak n understand the P-language.. I wanna learn it completely. Please help.. Any information on this is appreciated and I will be thankful.. Mail me on vijay20091@gmail.com. Thanks well in advance.
Regards,
Vijay Makhija.
hey, I request u to plz lemme know, how do u actually speak n understand it.. a li’l more in detail… thnx for evn dis much help though…. I hav an aptitude for langs n wen I master this lang, I’l surely let u know 🙂
Hey i was searching for p language nd kinda of stumbled upon it. My cousin used to speak it.i have a doubt though u insert the P after and sumtimes bfore thw vowels.How exactly does it work. it would be really nice if u could explain .Thank you
p aagal,p aithyam,p itchi-not me (!) what most listeners would say !! Y
Thanks! My son(8yrs) old wants to learn this P language. Most of the kids in his class and school bus speak in that language and he feels lost. As usual, in an attempt to rescue my son I googled. I’m thrilled to have found this post. It’ll be great if someone gives suggestions for learning this language
Thanks, just searched “p Language’ and found this. Thanks for givin the language some honour. I Just learnt about it in the 2000s but i cant speak although i can understand most of it. I would love if some one makes a software for this!
I was happy to see this blog. I learned the ‘code’ growing up as a teenager in the 80s and it came very naturally to me. I guess it is another one of those skills that you never forget because after decades of non-use, it came right to me without any problem. Thanks for posting this. Hope we get more contributions.
Yes. I totally agree. Not just in Bengaluru but as a Mumbaikar I’ve enjoyed a fair share of P language growing up in the 80s. I also learnt it from my parents. After so many years it comes back quite naturally.
I have spoken P Language since the 50’s…its been around for a long time. My parents taught it to us!!
teach me
I would like to see a continuation of the topic
Hey cool.
Was looking it up for a refresher in P.
Only one direct link that I found. Those days were fun.
there’s a whole network site in Dutch… dedicated to ‘de P-taal’.
😉